The New Shadow Jedi Order : The Order of The Goo
The New Order of Jedi have arrived.
The Goo of Existence has emerged.
The website is Gooism.net, and the religion is Jediism.
Come, Enjoy, Laugh and gain Chi.
Become one with the Force and I Chi Gung.
http://www.gooism.net/
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The Mystery Behind The Philosophy :
I believe these is no closer approximation to the use and control of the Force, than "Shing Chien Dragon Tiger I Chi Gung". I do not practice it, because it is best practiced by not practicing. I feel it should be learnt but not used, and i have proven that it heals better than most other diciplines.
After reading texts on the Jediism Religion, I found myself in the Shadow Jedi Order. I believe that like the Architect in the Matrix movies describes,
"If I feel the emotional responce, to a movie ,.. I assimilate and become one momentarily with that movie. This direction of thought can easily be termed as force, since it is the very energies of creation that have been assimilated."
I Have a poster on my wall :
"A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger"
"A Jedi Shall Not Know Hatred"
But Crossed out :
"A Jedi Shall Not Know Love"
As a Jedi is not allowed to have emotion, the bonding of the emotions involved in love can be difficult. To survive with the emotions of another, a background belief system can be employed, in this case the viking religion ,... My thoughts are my own, and yours are irrelevant.
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All I Can Offer is : "I Chi Goo"
Live 6 times Longer.
Move objects with your genitals.
Give your partner sensations never felt before.
Previously banned at http://www.sithism.com/
The Path To Immortality can be found at http://www.chigung3.blogspot.com/
